You´re a real mean mama but you got a lot of time for me
And I know it ain´t common to find your kinda love for free
It´s a drag and a sigh and that´s not all
I´m calling real long distance, it´s a real long distance call

Telephone ringing mama please don´t you leave it alone
Don´t leave no breaks in the line it´s the only thing that´s tied to home
It´s a drag and a sigh and that´s not all
It´s this real long distance, it´s a real long distance call

It´s a drag and a sigh and that´s not all
Calling real long distance, it´s a real long distance call
This is real long distance, it´s a real long distance call

Calling real long distance, it´s a real long distance call
Calling real long distance, it´s a real long distance call
Woo!