That girl is giving you the eye
And I and I and I don´t like it how she makes you laugh so much, how when you´re talking, that you touch,
She´s instantly more pretty and more interesting than me,
She is thinking before she speaks,
She is not all rendered and gree,
I bet she doesn´t like to eat,
I bet her feet don´t even stink!
I know your eyes are just for me but

Kiss that Grrrl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
A thousand ways that I can hurt you and
You will never touch my hand!
Kiss that Grrrl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
A thousand ways that I can hurt you and
You will never touch my hand!

Tonight we have not got on well,
I know I have given you hell,
I wish we should have stayed at home
Cause now I´m standing on my own
And you are having a nice time
With a girl I really don´t like
I know your eyes are just for my BUTT.

Kiss that Grrrl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
A thousand ways that I can hurt you and
You will never touch my hand!
Kiss that Grrrl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
A thousand ways that I can hurt you and
You will never touch my hand!

Baby please don´t break my heart
Cause you are the only one I love
I´ll be by your side till the very end
Cause you´re my only friend!

Kiss that Grrrl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
A thousand ways that I can hurt you and
You will never touch my hand!

Kiss that Grrrl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
A thousand ways that I can hurt you and
You will never touch my hand!