Oh, yeah

Red lipstick on my blue collar
And a number in Maybelline black eye liner
Written on a napkin in my black pocket
She found it right there, right before she washed it
Well I started back steppin´, stumblin´ and stutterin´
Tellin´ her where I´d been and how she was just a friend
She said you know I know that ain´t the truth
But if that´s the story you´re sticking to, yeah

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You can stick it where the sun don´t shine
Gonna take her advice (sit back down)
And hitch me a ride (and stay here all night)
When right back to that waterin´ hole
Where the cold beer flows
And the Cuervo´s gold
Stuck a little salt and lime (stuck a little salt and lime)
Under that neon light
Gotta take my sorry behind
And stick where the sun don´t shine
And have me a good time

I got a call from Woodroo, hey Bro
Your wardrobe is throw´d all over the lawn
There´s a lot of black smoke coming from your bass boat
And your old lady´s cussin´ and a carryin´ on
So I told Woodroo put her on the cell phone
He said I can´t Bro she´s got me in a chokehold
Doing that Tae Bro, I think she broke my elbow

Hello Woodrow
Hello, oh oh is that you baby?
Do what?
She said

Chorus

Instrumental

Chorus

Stick it where the sun don´t shine


Hey, bartender tell me
Want you to pour me another one and make it real strong
I bet old Woodrow should be here any minute now
He´s gonna need one too
Ah hell, just bring me the whole bottle
It´s look like I´m gonna be here a while
There´s Woodrow right now
Oh, damn man, that looks bad
Whoo! Your elbow supposed to bend that way
Hey brother, did you get all my clothes?
I might need a place to stay for a while
She´s damn tough, ain´t she?

Stick it where the sun don´t shine, yeah