I need to go shopping
These shoes are all wrong
Just look in my closet
Not a thing to put on
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
Things that never cross a man´s mind

Let´s turn off the T.V
Now can´t we just talk
Let´s lay here and cuddle
Til we both drift off
If we don´t make love
That ´ll be just fine
Things that never cross a man´s mind

( chorus )
That joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
Ain´t no way in the world I´ll ever finish it
That car is too fast
this beer is too cold
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
Wish i was workin this weekend
Not on the lake reelin´ my line
Things that never cross a man´s mind

Here lips re too red
Her skirt is too tight
Her legs are too long
And her heels are too high
Boy, she looks like the marryin´ kind
Things that never cross a man´s mind

( chorus )

I feel a little bloated
I think I´m fixin´ to starve
that movie was good except for the violent parts
Brad Pitt is sexy
Why did he change his hair
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer
These curtains clash with the carpet
The color scheme is a crime
Things that never cross a man´s mind
Things that never cross a man´s mind