D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
An O-L-D M-A-N you´re just an old man
Hittin´ on me, what?
You need a cat scan

Old man, why are you staring at me?
Mack on me and my friends
It´s kinda creepy
You should be prowling around the old folks home
Come on dude, leave us alone!

At first we thought it was kinda ill when
We saw that you were like a billion
And still out tryna´ make a killin´
Get back to the museum

D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
An O-L-D M-A-N you´re just an old man
Hittin´ on me, what?
You need a cat scan

That´s what you are

You´re pretty old

Not long til´ you´re a senior citizen
And you can prowl around with a sexy tank of oxygen
Honey, your toupee is fallin´ to your left side
Get up and go bro
Oh wait your fossilized, ha!

You sit down, buy me a martini
You won´t go away, my hips aren´t sinking

"Hey" you say "you want to come with me?"
I´m about to barf, seriously!

D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
An O-L-D M-A-N you´re just an old man
Hittin´ on me, what?
You need a cat scan