Endicott´s up by five o´clock
Endicott´s givin´ all he got
Endicott´s job is six to nine but
Endicott´s home by nine o´five
Endicott helps cook the steak
Endicott helps put the plates
Endicott puts the kids to bed
Endicott reads a book to them

Why can´t you be like Endicott?

Endicott loves Tribena so
Endicott puts her on a pedestal
Endicott´s wish is her command but
Endicott don´t make no demands
Endicott´s always back in time
Endicott´s not the cheating kind
Endicott´s full of compliment
Endicott´s such a gentleman

Why can´t you be like Endicott?

Cause I´m free
Free of made-to-order liabilities
Thank God I´m free
Cos it´s hard enough for me
To take care of me oh-oh

Endicott´s carrying a heavy load
Endicott never really ever moans
Endicott´s not a wealthy guy but
Endicott pays the bill on time
Endicott´s got ideas and plans
Endicott´s what you call a real man
Endicott always will provide ´cause
Endicott is the family type

Why can´t you be like Endicott?

Cause I´m free
Freer than a pirate on a frigate out at sea
Thank God I´m free
Driftin´ all around just like a tumbleweed, oh-oh

Maybe I need someone
Someone who isn´t undone
Maybe an older woman
Will tolerate me
Maybe that certain womeone
Older and wiser woman
Maybe the perfect someone
To satisfy me

Endicott keeps his body clean
Endicott don´t use nicotine
Endicott don´t drink alcohol
Endicott uses no drugs at all
Endicott don´t eat any sweet
Endicott don´t eat pig feet
Endicott´s frame is mighty strong
Endicott makes love hard and strong

Why can´t you be like Endicott?

Endicott loves Tribena so
Endicott walks her to the sto´
Endicott likes to hold her hand
Endicott´s proud to be her man
Endicott stands for decency
Endicott means formality
Endicott´s the epitome
Endicott stands for quality

Endicott
Endicott
Endicott
Endicott
Our love will be...