Back in the muther fuckin saddle
my six shooter strapped and I´m lookin for a battle
Out on the plains I´m just a loner
my saddle horn rubs right and yo it´s givin me a boner
I got thoughts of Annie Oakley
but that buck toothed tramp in that last town she broke me
And we didn´t even fuck
I gave my last gold tooth ´n gold nugget to get my dick sucked
3 days out on the frontier
and I´d kill for a cheap whore and a barrel of cold beer
I need a slut for a service
I take a peak at the shiip and they all run away nervous
Man I gotta get my rocks off
cuz my Wranglers don´t fit right unless my cock´s soft
Long nights by the fire me a Trigger.....go figure
[Chorus]
I´m a desperate rado
didn´t take any practice
A desperate rado
got a cock like a cactus
Now I drift through the desert like a wild coyote
horny as a toad trippin off peyote
Holdin uptrains and gettin goods by the sack
I´m known thru out the west as the pie eyed mack
And to the law I´m no stranger
I´m wanted dead or alive cuz I shot the Lone Ranger
And then Tonto tried to get down
so I boned his bitch slit hes throat and then I skipped town
That´s the way I run my show
paint towns red
fuck hoes and then I lay low
I know you think I´m archaic
but my dick´s like a sword
I see pussy and wanna slay it
Out on the plains it gets linely
sometimes I feel homely
new faces
new towns no one knows me
Guns cocked in my holster
u see my face in each town nailed to a pole on a poster
I´m always lookin for the quick buck
then always blowin my cash on a bitch with a big butt
Some say my head´s hollow
Fuck em....I´m just a
[Chorus II]
Desperate rado
trottin thru the bad lands
A desperate rado
tokin down with all the cowhands
A desperate rado
didn´t take much practice
A desperate rado
got a cock like a cactus
Now I fuck whores by the scores up ten fold on any fellow
in any town I can be found at the local bordello
Never yellow never chicken listen for my spurs draggin,
and when I´m kickin dust you better circle up the wagons
So when I rip thru your town don´t be gawkin
just tip your hat and Tex keep walkin
Cuz I´m a gun slingin top hand
fuck with me and you´ll go out like Custer at his last stand
I´m a low down buckaroo
if you leave me alone with your mother then I´ll fuck her too
Cuz I´m a sidewinding nomad
and morals in upbringing is something that I never had
Known as the ruff ridin Texan
a bad buck from the day of my inception.
And I was raised in the poor house
my mother kicked me out so she could start a whore house
Now since the day I left the corral
I´ve been on a quest for the plant that´s called mescal
Cuz pale rider once pulled me aside
and told me that high was the best way to ride...
[Chorus III]
Now I´m a desperate rado
always lookin for a fight
A desperate rado
puffin on a peace pipe
I´m a desperate rado
on the run from the law
A desperate rado baddest one you ever saw