Hey now darlin´, you thought it was all fun and games
Runnin´ ´round, telling everyone why we´re not together
I guess you just had to feel important
And I´m sure you thought I was just gonna sit back and take it on the chin
But honey, I´m a songwriter
And that darling is where you end and this song begins

I found someone new who treats me better
She don´t bitch about things we ain´t got
When I sing this tune it don´t upset her
She´s half your age and twice as hot

Oh she wakes up every morning and she folds my clothes
Doesn´t care about the strippers dancing at my shows
She knows that I love her so I just wanted you to know


I found someone new who treats me better
She don´t bitch about things we ain´t got
When I sing this tune it don´t upset her
She´s half your age and twice as hot

yee haw!yeah!..

I found someone new who treats me better
She don´t bitch about things we ain´t got
When I sing this tune it don´t upset her
She´s half your age and twice as hot

Oh she don´t start trouble cuz she dont need drama
She likes it in the mornin´ and she loves my momma
I´m her big poppa an she´s my little rock n roll


I found someone new who treats me better
She don´t bitch about things we ain´t got
When I sing this tune it don´t upset her
She´s half your age and twice as hot

She´s half your age and twice as hot
She´s half your age and twice as hot