Smokin any thing that I can fit in a pipe
slammin bottles of tussin and going fishing for pike
Never uptight my high won´t permit it
my problem´s life but I don´t sweat it, just live it
And I´m not your average rapper
got the same birth date as Thomas Crapper
So bitch better watch your back
cuz I push more power than a Marshall stack
Never the wack but oh so pesky
some say I can´t flow but muther fucker don´t test me
And if you arrest me you dumb cop
I´ll find your daughter and I´ll give her this cock
Kid Rock´s my mother fuckin name
bitch u know me so pass the O.E.
And don´t talk about takin me out
cuz I got your girl and I´m makin her shout
Just like a piano I´m really grand
and I got more riffs than Steely Dan
Some friends call me fly
but most just call me when they wanna get high
It ain´t the disco Cisco Kid muther fucker
it´s the outlasting shotgun-blasting
dick-swingin´ pussy lickin´ punk
little skinny muther fucker and I´m not no hunk
But I got more rhymes than a cornfield stalks
and I turn more tricks than Tony Hawk
Walk with a limp cuz I pimp like a pro
and if ya dis me punk I´ll fuck your ho
And though you think I´m nothing more than a young punk
I´m like a hound dog chasin a chipmunk
I move quick like a cheetah
and it ain´t shit to me to just beat a
M.C. down who looks like a dick
jumpin ´round like a homo on a pogo stick
Yo rock, What´s up stop being a jerk
and just "Give ´em an example of how a D.J. works"
Cuz it´s blackjack and I got two aces
been many places seen many faces
and everywhere I go people wanna jive
so I keep my fingers on my.45
So don´t cross my dusty path
or I´ll put my foot up in crusty ass
Don´t front ho pass the jay
then hear me M.C. and watch me D.J.
to the beat y´all and I won´t stop
and I´ma rock this shit till your eardrums pop
Everybody´s tryin´ to get a piece of the pie
but I don´t let bullshit spoil my high