When your pubic hair´s on fire, something´s wrong
When you think you´re the Messiah, something´s wrong
When you mistake a plane for Venus, something´s wrong
When your girlfriend´s got a penis

Something´s wrong...
Something´s wrong...
Something´s wrong...
Something´s wrong...

When you like music more than life, something´s wrong
When you start sleeping as you drive, something´s wrong
When you´re favorite drink is thinner, something´s wrong
When you´re proud to be a sinner

Something´s wrong...
Something´s wrong...
Something´s wrong...
Something´s wrong...

When a canary drives a tractor, something´s wrong
When your president´s an actor, something´s wrong
When your jacket´s plagued with dandruff, something´s wrong
If you think that this song matters

Something´s wrong...
Something´s wrong...
Something´s wrong...
Something´s wrong...

Something´s wrong...
Something´s wrong...
Something´s wrong...
Something´s wrong...
Something´s wrong...