Candy caught Bo in bed with a red head
She threw a fit and a fern and the F word at the both
of them
She peppered him with bb´s ´cause she couldn´t find the
12 gauge
Said Cindy Lou I know your husband, and theres gonna be
hell to pay

Refrain :
There ain´t nothing, like, a woman scorned
There ain´t nothing more dangerous than a country girl
trading her halo for horns
The neighbors knew they were in for a war
They saw a screaming half naked waffle house waitress
flying off the porch
No one slams the door like a woman scorned

Candy came back, Bo was zipping up his Levi´s
She chased him ´round the kitchen, he was tryin´ to
apologize
He dialed a ´9´ and a ´1´ before she landed that left
hook
She knocked him out cold, Candy´s stronger than she
looks

Refrain :
There ain´t nothing, like, a woman scorned
There ain´t nothing more dangerous than a country girl
trading her halo for horns
The neighbors knew who was winning that war
They saw a half-naked, pleading husband who´d been
cheating spread-eagle on the porch
No one slams the door like a woman scorned

Ain´t nothing, like, a woman scorned
Ain´t nothing more dangerous than a country girl
trading her halo for horns

And Oh,She swears all is fair in love and war
She said if you wanna be a dog, I´ll treat you like a
dog
You´re sleeping on the porch
No one slams a door like a woman scorned