Last night, outta the blue
Driftin´ off to the evening news
You said "Honey, what would you do
If you´d never met me"
I just laughed, said "I don´t know,
But I could take a couple guesses though"
And then tried to dig real deep,
Said, "Darling honestly...
I´d do a lot more offshore fishin´
I´d probably eat more drive-thru chicken
Take a few strokes off my golf game
If I´d have never known your name
I´d still be driving that old green ´Nova
I probably never would have heard of yoga
Be a better football fan
But if I was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose
Well I´d be looking for a woman like you."

I could tell that got her attention
So I said, "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention,
I wouldn´t trade a single day
For 100 years the other way."
She just smiled and rolled her eyes,
Cause she´s heard all of my lines
I said, "C´mon on girl, seriously
If I hadn´t been so lucky
I´d be shootin´ pool in my bachelor pad
Playing bass in my cover band
Restocking up cold Bud Light
For poker every Tuesday night, yeah
I´d have a dirtbike in the shed
And not one throw pillow on the bed
I´d keep my cash in a coffee can
But if I was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose
Well I´d be looking for a woman like you."

She knows what a mess I´d be if I didn´t have her here
But to be sure, I whispered in her ear
"You know I get sick deep-sea fishin´
And you make the best fried chicken
I got a hopeless golf game
I love the sound of your name
I might miss that old green ´Nova
But I love watchin´ you do yoga
I´d take a gold band on my hand
Over being a single man
Cause honestly I don´t know what I´d do
If I´d never met a woman like you."