[Intro]
Mom: Alexander! Dinner´s on the table!
Mom: Alex!
Alex: Yeah, alright mom, I said I´m coming!
Alex: *Sniff* Gosh

[Verse 1]
I work at home in my parent´s basement
I don´t troll, I make statements
I´m not a cliché sittin´ in my PJ´s
Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday
I´m like Drake, see? So don´t hate me!
I get vexed if you don´t appreciate me
Real talk, I´ll put the world to rights
And when I´m a big boy I´m gonna write for Vice

[Pre-Chorus]
It´s not for me? It must be wrong
I could ignore it and move on
But I´m a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman
And if you´re tryna call it art
I´ll have to take it all apart
I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman

[Chorus]
I´m a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy
I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman
I´m a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you´re dead to me
Cause I´m a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman

[Verse 2]
Back to calls with no prescription
Short-shorts with conviction
Supreme palace, APC
Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that´s so me
I´m a London white boy rapping ATL
Keyboard Warrior that can´t spell
I don´t like you, I think you´re worthless
I wrote a long piece about it up on my WordPress

[Pre-Chorus]

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
I like Jordans, Jay Rich, DJ Scream
I´m as complex, Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh
I´m a space ghost perpetrator
But I have to violate her
Checked the Tyler the Creator
Blogospheric mimicator
A$AP, Kanye, XX remix
Mike Jones, Cornwall, I need a Kleenex
I don´t like girls much, they kinda silly
Unless of course they wanna play with my willy

[Chorus]