She calls me up
Says she´s comin´ over
So I run home
(oooh-ooh)
Just to wait around
She calls me names
Then we play some mind games
And I don´t know
(oooh-ooh)
But I think I like it

Now she´s the only one
Who blocks my number
And she´s the only one call

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(Yeah, oh yeah)
What´s wrong with me?
(Yeah, oh yeah)
Why can´t I see?
(Yeah, oh yeah)
I´m so addicted to you...and you´re such a dick to me

She flies me out
Got a big surprise planned
In Chicago
(oooh-ooh)
That´s my kinda town

She says she´s been a ho
Had to let me know
On the Jerry Springer Show

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[guitar solo]

I wrap myself
Around her little finger
And she gives me the middle one

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She calls and I come runnin´ back
I call, she never calls me back
What´s wrong with me
I´m so addicted to you...and you´re such a dick to me