Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah, she´ll make a real good wife
Hope you have lots of babies
Hope you get a real good job
Hope you don´t mind company
´Cause we´ll be here a lot
And brother here´s some brotherly advice
If you know what´s good for you you´ll treat her right (´cause)

´Cause Grandpa´s the local sheriff
Yeah he´s the judge and the jury too
Uncle Bill´s the undertaker, Son
He´ll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he´s just crazy
He´ll fight you just for fun
Mama´s got a real bad temper
And daddy´s got a shotgun

Welcome to the family
And this side of the tracks
If you ever leave her
You ain´t coming back
My nephew Red´s a hunter
He´s gonna hunt you down
Just like he did the last one
And he still ain´t been found
Now I like you just fine, don´t get me wrong
But boy take care of her ´cause if you don´t

´Cause Grandpa´s the local sheriff
Yeah he´s the judge and the jury too
Uncle Bill´s the undertaker, Son
He´ll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he´s just crazy
He´ll fight you just for fun
Mama´s got a real bad temper
And daddy´s got a shotgun x2

Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah she´ll make a real fine wife