I´m day dreamin of my future boyfriend, he´s my favorite person and my number one friend
Every time I get drunk I try to seduce him so I can´t drink around him it´s becoming a problem
I´ve only got two hands but I´m ambidextrous I can do many things at the same time
They say its dangerous but baby I´m just askin´
Is it promiscuous or is it multitaskin´?

[Refrain]
I got a problem with monogamy,
I don´t think that it was meant for me
I got a boyfriend, its not enough for me
31 flavors boy I gotta have variety

My methods are somewhat unconventional and clash with that old cliche
Hey hey, save your corny ass candle light dinner for two
I´d rather have a hot all you can eat buffet
I need a lot of activity to stir my senses I like it when it´s real intense
When I´m with one man, I kinda feel like I´m dyin´
So consider my infidelities self defense

[Refrain]
I got a problem with monogamy,
I don´t think that it was meant for me
I got a boyfriend, its not enough for me
31 flavors boy I gotta have variety
Oh baby I need 31 flavors

I got quite an appetite
Maybe I´m a little sick
But at lease I ain´t no anorexic
Guys don´t like them skinny chicks
I just wont settle for a carrot stick
When I can have a chocolate cake
I´ll bake you up and make you mine
Lick you up a thousand times

Ooo that boy looks mighty fine
And this one tastes so bland
But I should wait a half an hour
Or I could get a cramp

Mama says I shouldn´t try to have a boyfriend
If one ain´t enough for me
See my problem is I always tend to lose my focus
Maybe I got A.D.D.
So don´t be so disappointed baby
Perhaps the problem ain´t you
I think I´ve got over 30 personalities
And every single one needs some attention too

[Refrain]
I got a problem with monogamy,
I don´t think that it was meant for me
I got a boyfriend, its not enough for me
31 flavors boy I gotta have variety