I heard a tree.
It was talking to me.
It said "You are an asshole."

A honeybee
Went buzzing by me.
It said "You´re such an asshole."

I´ve experienced such strange phenomena
Since I left my sweet Marie.
I left her to see the world
Now the whole world is mad at me!

I caught a fish.
The fish was pissed
"I been caught by an asshole!"

A threw it back and a seagull crapped
"For you are an asshole!"

I´ve experienced such weird phenomena

Since I left you my Marie
I walked away from your sweet sweet love
Now the whole world is through with me

I´ve experienced such odd phenomena
Since you left me my Marie
The whole world can call me what it wants
If you just come back to me
My Marie!

I need you sweet Marie
.. You´re still an asshole

I´m on my knees, my Marie
.. You´re still an asshole