I met him at a party and he
Told me how to drive him home.
He said he liked to do it backwards.
I said that´s just fine with me.
That way we can fuck and watch TV.

It was four a.m. and the light was gray
Like it always is in paperbacks.
He asked if I liked playing jacks.
I told him that I was good to sixes,
But all hell broke loose after that.

I told him that I knew Julia Roberts
When I was twelve at summer camp.
We didn´t say anything after that.
I dropped him off and I drove on home
´Cause secretly, I´m timid.