He came over to my house
Didn´t even knock, he just walked inside
And when I didn´t want to talk
He said, "Oh God, what a lot of bullshit."

Don´t be so in love with yourself
Don´t be so in love with yourself
Don´t be so in love with yourself ´cause I´m not
Don´t you know I´m not?

And I said, "You´ve got a lot of nerve
Coming here after all of the times
That you´ve tried to pull the wool
Over my eyes and my ears and nose and mouth and..."

Don´t be so in love with yourself
Don´t be so in love with yourself
Don´t be so in love with yourself ´cause I´m not
Don´t you know I´m not?

And he said, "You´ve got a lot of nerve
Painting me like I´m the villain.
What about all of those words, like ´he´s just a friend´?
Oh God, what a lot of bullshit..."

Don´t be so in love with yourself
Don´t be so in love with yourself
Don´t be so in love with yourself ´cause I´m not
Don´t you know I´m not?

And I said, "You´ve got a lot of nerve,
After all, it wasn´t me who left.
And now you´re sleeping with that girl
That you used to say that you have always hated."

Don´t be so in love with yourself
Don´t be so in love with yourself
Don´t be so in love with yourself ´cause I´m not
Don´t you know I´m not?

And we took off all of our clothes
Had a lot of sex and then fell asleep
And when I finally awoke
I held him close and I whispered in his ear and said,
"Don´t be so in love with yourself
Don´t be so in love with yourself
Don´t be so in love with yourself ´cause I´m not
Don´t you know I´m not?"

And he said, "I know, don´t you think I know?"