I was at the mall, sippin´ on a milkshake
Playin´ the wall, takin´ a break
Admirin´ the girls with the bamboo earings
Baby hair and bodies built to swing
That´s when I seen her
Her name was Tina
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
I said, "How you doin´, my name´s Big L
Don´t ask me how I´m livin´, ´cause, yo, I´m living swell
But then again I´m livin´ kind of foul
´Cause my girl don´t know that I´m out on the prowl"
To make a long story short, I got the digits
Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
I was spankin´ her and thankin´ her, chewin´ her and doin´ her
Layin´ like a king on sheets of satin
That´s what time it is, you know what´s happenin´
She had a big ole booty, I was doin´ my duty
I mean, yo, I admit that my girl´s a cutie
But Tina was erotic, Earl´s my witness
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
I sat my girl down, I couldn´t hold it in
And said to her with a devilish grin...

TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I´d be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I´m leavin´ you
TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I´d be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I´m leavin´ you

I went to the high school about three o´clock
To try to catch a cutie ridin´ my jock
My homeboy´s jeep, the system blastin´
Cold forty dogs, smilin´ and laughin´
Girls all over, the kind I adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
That´s when I seen her
Her name was Brenda
She had the kind of booty that I´d always remember
I said to my man, "Stop the jeep"
She´s only senteen but, yo, don´t sleep
I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired
Let´s go get some rest, relax by the fire"
I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug
I said to the girl, "them young boys ain´t nothin´
You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button"
I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes
When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
Tina busted in my house while I was eatin´
You know what I said
Too bad you caught me cheatin´, but...

BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I´d be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I´m leavin´ you
BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I´d be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I´m leavin´ you

I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak
Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
I pulled in the parkin´ lot and parded my car
Somebody shouted out, "I don´t care who you are"
I paid it no attention, I walked inside
Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin´ in the ride
I walked in the place, everybody was lookin´
And shrimp and steak wasn´t the only thing cookin´
I sat down to eat, ordered my food
I said to the waitress, "I don´t men to be rude
But I´ll take you on a platter"
She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don´t matter
You look like you´re tastier than a pipin´ hot pizza
What´s your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa"
I said, "O.K., you´re smart and all that
But when you get off work, yo, I´ll be back"
She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear
L, where we going?" I said, "Right here"
She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You´ll see"
I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T.
When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and place my order
And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter
On and on to the break ´a dawn
All over the restaurant, word is born
I heard somebody coughin´, I checked my watch
I couldn´t believe it said nine o´clock
I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol
Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda
Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn´t remember

LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I´d be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I´m leavin´ you
See ya
LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I´d be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I´m leavin´ you
See ya