[LL Cool J]
Yeah..
Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah
Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man
Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah
It´s kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin?
I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin?
Just gon´ chill, check it out
Slick as Vasoline, smell good as cologne
I´m like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
You ain´t a real rhymer, you look like a actress
How you gon´ sleep on me holmes, do I look like a mattress?
Am I that old, do I walk like Grady?
I´ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don´t you EVER try to rock my house
I´m a real cool cat, know what I´m sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this
Now think about it -- can you really come close to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:
the ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer
I work myself harder than a boxer´s trainer
Chorus: LL Cool J
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J]
You end up, underneath my sneaker
You´re dog doo-doo, I´m watchin you get weaker
You can´t believe, the skill and dexterity
LL Cool J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James Todd the earthquaker
That´s right my brother, you´re goin out like Sega
{*censored*} chewed, so whassup dude?
One of my battles´ll get your girlies in the mood
Sucker MC´s really make me sick
I´m so bad, I can suck my own {dick}
If you go to your girl´s house and I´m there already
Don´t go Crazy cause my name ain´t Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it´s like a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I´ma give birth
to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out?
LOVELY, and that´s without a doubt!
Chorus 3/4X
[LL Cool J]
Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor
When I´m through, you´ll need a nurse to take your temperature
and cool you down, cause you´re cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I´m talkin about RUFF rovers
You can´t get over -- what´s my name, Goofy?
You smoke I´m no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
and take a pull, cause the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear
Don´t cross me, or lose your loyalty
to the Prince of the Rap Court, I´m royalty
And it ain´t no puzzle, it´s a shame how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
I´m a one man RIOT, so don´t even TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, plus I´m athletic
Before you play your hand you better do some calisthetics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
Speak your piece, then I´ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I´m gonna strike again
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause you´re facin ten
I ain´t Sidney Poitier but we can ´Do This Again´
I´m nice wit mines, and I gotta admit it
You don´t really wanna battle, why don´tcha just forget it!
Chorus 1/2
[LL Cool J]
But if you´re hard headed and you still don´t understand
Here´s a little sample -- EHM EHM, my man
*BRRRRRRRING* Hello?
{*cut n scratch Cool J*}
.. takes everything you´ve got -> Cheers (theme song)
{*cut n scratch pushin a broom*}
.. sure would help a lot -> Cheers (theme song)
[LL Cool J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I´m fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, hell no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point
I´m tellin you, they´re the serious joint
I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew slow
My voice is milky with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
I´m not a ballplayer, so now Y´KNOW!
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI´msayin? And I´ma be straight til the year 3000
That´s word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause I´m the victor in this game, word up
Knahmsayin? That´s what time it is, peace
{*crew applause*}
That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY
FUNKY! Funky, he sho´ is!
You best believe he´s FUNKY!
You didn´t KNOW??? FUNKY!