Verse 1

(Ludacris)
It was Friday night and I was feelin´ aight (Yep)
Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights,
Mixin´ Henney wit da Sprite while I´m drinkin´ and drivin´,
No police lights, no police sirens,
I´m headed to da club, lookin´ fo´ a freak,
To spread a lil´ love and spread a couple cheeks,
Pull up to da spot, 26´s like bam!
Eyes on me like "Bitch, do you see him?"
Stroll through the front door, headed to the VIP,
Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips,
Scopin´ out da room and what do I see?
A nice round butt and a pair of double D´s,
So I crept up like "Shawty, what´s happen´n?
You kilin´ dat dress and I love it wit´ a passion,"
Den she turned around and her face was aight,
She had a gap tooth and mean overbite,
But I was like hmm...

(T-Pain)
Chorus
If I take one more drink,
I´m gon´ end up f***in´ you,
Is that watchu wanna do, shawty?
If I take one more drink,
I´m gon´ end up f***in´ you,
You too.

Verse 2
(Ludacris)
Woke up da next mornin´ and all I can remember,
Was takin´ shots and tippin´ da bartender,
Surrender to da woman, end up bringin´ me home,
Cause´ she started lookin´ better every shot of Patron (Yep)
I jumped up wit a devilish grin,
Cause´ tonight damn right! I might do it again!
So I called up da homies (What up?)
Let´s ride, we can hit the sportsbar,
Over on the South side,
Get a couple of Coronas, couple of limes,
Went up to da bar, saw a couple of dimes,
So I, slowly walked up an said "Hi,"
My name is Ludacris and I´mma hell of a guy,
One said "I know who you are, I´m your #1 fan,
And right now it´s too bad I got a man,"
And I said "I understand, but where da hell is he at?
Cuz, in a minute if he don´t show up then maaaaan....."

(T-Pain)
Chorus
If I take one more drink,
I´m gon´ end up f***in´ you,
Is that watchu wanna do, shawty?
If I take one more drink,
I´m gon´ end up f***in´ you,
You too.

(Ludacris)
Uh huh,
Ay Pain, holla at em right quick man!

(T-Pain)
You gon´ get in trouble wit yo´ man, girl,
(Don´t get in trouble, girl)
Talkin ´bout how you´re my biggest fan, girl,
(I know it, I know it)
Now I don´t wanna do,
(Please)
What you gon´ make me do,
(Don´t make me do it, don´t make me do it!)
But... if I have one more drink...

Verse 3
(Ludacris)
One more drink I´mma get cha,
Home, then I´ll split cha,
Grab the camera phone,
And take a buncha drunk pictures,
Cause´ Hennessy mixed wit a whole bunch of Buddha,
Equals you mixed wit a whole bunch of Luda,
And you know how far one drink could go,
Start slurrin´ my speech, slowin´ up da FLOOW,
Hikin´ up yo´ skirt, climbin´ up yo´ shirt,
It´s Mr. Late Night Luda and I like to flirt,
So guess what babygurl?

(T-Pain)
Chorus
If I take one more drink,
I´m gon´ end up f***in´ you,
(Just one mo´)
Is that watchu wanna do, shawty?
(That´s all it´s gonna take)
If I take one more drink,
(Hey!)
I´m gon´ end up f***in´ you,
(Haha, who else T-Pain?)
You too.

(Outro)

(Ludacris)
You hear what I´m sayin´?
People too picky these days, dammit!
Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny,
Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating,
This is been a Luda Service Announcement...

Deuces...
Hahahahahaha.