Hey! Whiskey burns me up, wine turns my teeth all red.
Tequila makes me loco, champagne hurts my head.
But let me tell ya I´m a real big fan, of ice fishin´ for them aluminum cans.

I´m just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on pop-top finger.
Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll.
I´m a killer karaoke country singer, top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger,
king of the grill and a short putt sinker,
I´m just a cold beer drinker.

Monday through 5 o´ clock Friday I´m a hard workin´ man.
Responsible, kinda dull, head-down, stick to the plan.
But all my buddies know me better than that, get us all together and we start throwin´ ´em back.

I´m just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on pop-top finger.
Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll.
I´m a killer karaoke country singer, top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger,
king of the grill and a short putt sinker,
I´m just a cold beer drinker, I´m just a cold beer drinker.

As far as I´m concerned, it´s the All-American way.
Twist the top off, just to cap off the day, hey hey, hey hey, hey hey.

I´m just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on pop-top finger.
Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack rarin´ to go.
Don´t you know I´m a killer karaoke country singer,
top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger, king of the grill and a short putt sinker,
I´m just a cold beer drinker, I´m just a cold beer drinker, I´m just a cold beer drinker. Yeah.