Out in the sticks and the squirrels and the ticks
Andy my 30-06, I´m runnin´ out of Miller Lite
Trucks in park, the dog won´t bark
Couple hours till dark
Wishin´ one would walk by
Might as well left my gun in the gun rack
Been here all day
All I killed´s a twelve pack

Sittin´ here waitin´ on a deer, drinkin´ beer and wastin´ bullets
Aimin´ at the empties, missin´ hittin´ pine trees
It ain´t my fault them cans keep movin´
My baby´s on the phone sayin´ baby come home
Where you been and
What you´ve been doin´
We´ll I´ve been, sittin´ here, waitin´ on a deer
Drinkin´ beer and wastin´ bullets

The only deer I´ve seen´s been John Deere green
And that don´t mean, that I got a raw deal
´Cause ain´t no boss callin´ me hoss
Tickin´ me off on the edge of this cornfield
on my second box of Winchester hundred grains
Ain´t seen a big buck but it´s been a good day

Sittin´ here waitin´ on a deer, drinkin´ beer and wastin´ bullets
Aimin´ at the empties, missin´ hittin´ pine trees
It ain´t my fault them cans keep movin´
My baby´s on the phone sayin´ baby come home
Where you been and
What you´ve been doin´
We´ll I´ve been, sittin´ here, waitin´ on a deer
Drinkin´ beer and wastin´ bullets

Sittin´ here waitin´ on a deer, drinkin´ beer and wastin´ bullets
Aimin´ at the empties, missin´ hittin´ pine trees
It ain´t my fault them cans keep movin´
My baby´s on the phone sayin´ baby come home
Where you been and
What you´ve been doin´
We´ll I´ve been, sittin´ here, waitin´ on a deer
Drinkin´ beer and wastin´ bullets

Sittin´ here, waitin´ on a deer,
Drinkin´ beer and wastin´ bullets