Scotty doesn´t know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she´s in church but she doesn´t go
Still she´s on her knees and Scotty doesn´t know!

Oh Scotty doesn´t know!
So Don´t Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn´t know!
Scotty doesn´t know!
So Don´t Tell Scotty!

Fiona says she´s out shopping,
But she´s under me and I´m not stopping...

Because Scotty doesn´t know!
Scotty doesn´t know! (X3)
So don´t tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn´t know!

Don´t tell Scotty!

I can´t believe he´s so trusting,
While I´m right behind you thrusting.
Fiona´s got him on the phone,
And she´s trying not to moan.
It´s a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn´t know!(X3)
So don´t tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn´t know!(X3)

We´ll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn´t know!(x3)

The parkin lot
Why not? It´s so cool when you´re on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn´t know!

We did it on his birthday...

Scotty doesn´t know!(X4)

Scotty doesn´t know!
Scotty won´t know!
Scotty doesn´t know!
Scotty´s gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn´t know! (X10)


[Chant] Scotty doesn´t know! (x7)
[Chant] Scotty´s gotta go!