Well Mrs. Hutchinson, you´re looking healthy (huh)
But just in case,
Here´s a pill a remedy.

Well Mrs. Hutchinson, this is something,
That little upset, I thought I´d diagnosed,
Well not to worry, it´s not what I supposed.

You better sit down son your mother´s very ill (ah)
We may have to operate it´s more than just a chill.
But don´t you worry, it´s all in competent hands,
We believe it´s under the ribs or one of the glands.

Well Mrs. Hutchinson, eat up your breakfast (come on)
Don´t smoke, it stunts your growth,
Stick to your diet, let´s hope that you´re insured.

(Come on eat your breakfast!)

Well Mrs. Hutchinson, you must be very pleased to know you´re leaving here.
We´re going to miss you so (hold on)
Here comes your son again.

Are you thirsty son, I think you´ll need a drink.
There´s been some complications, she´s very near the brink.
I have to tell you, it´s my duty to speak.
Your mother will not last a week.

Shame!