Now I´ve been here and I´ve been there
And I´ve been almost everywhere
There´s not a thing I can´t repair
Cos I´m Stan, Yes I am,
The odd job man

I´m a tradesman, I know all the tricks
There´s not a thing that I cannot fix
Beginners use my concrete mix
I´m Stan yes I am, The odd job man

Well, thats the way to do it
Just be as quick as a flash
Don´t hang about
Just in and out
And always ask for cash

Any job that you want done,
Phone me up cos Im the one
Electrical, plumbing, woodwork too
I´ll do the job that´s right for you

Well, that´s the way to do it
Just be as quick as a flash
Don´t hang about
Just in and out
And always ask for cash

I´ve never done the same job twice,
Listen to me take my advice
I´ll double the work for half the price
The finished job will look, look nice

I´ve been around and had some fun
There´s not a job that I´ve not done
No unemployment where I´m from
Jack of all trades, master of none