Scouring through the wasteland
With an uge to take
Anything that comes into view
Only ten more puffs to tea time
I´ve found eating so time consuming

WIllie, oh Willie she cried
It´s time for tea
WIllie, where in hell has he gone
It´s time for tea

South of the wateland at your D.I.Y.
The inconsiderate rings his till
Offering plans of easy credit
Claims he´ll cause a killing in the school half term

WIllie, oh Willie she cried
It´s time for tea
WIllie, where in hell has he gone
It´s time for tea

And welly well well well what have I found here
A hiding place made by frigid air
I think I´ll try it on and give my mates a scare
They´ll all be searching neither here nor there

WIllie, oh Willie she cried
It´s time for tea
WIllie, where in hell has he gone
It´s time for tea

Long depress of autumn breeze
Sucking on a rubber back teeth
Plays into the hands of the hardware man
Who selfishly "I don´t care