Well, we think this world
Is a real nice place
But we think that it´s a crime
That we should have a older brother
Who picks on us all the time
So, next time he´s sleeping in his room
We´re goin´ to sneak in and tie him
Then we´ll take him out into the street
And see if someone will buy him

Brother for sale
Only fifty cents
Brother for sale
He´s not a big expense
You can hug him
You can bug him
You could buy or rent
Brother for sale,
Only fifty cents

Hey, would anybody like to buy
A slightly used big brother?
Even if you have one now
Trade him for another

He will help you with the chores
And he´s fairly clean
The only problem is, sometimes
He can be so mean!

Chorus
Brother for sale
Twenty- five cents
Brother for sale
He´s not a big expense
You can hug him
You can bug him
You could buy or rent
Brother for sale,
Twenty-five cents

If mom knew we were selling him
We would really get it
Buy him now, don´t pay ´til June
On approved credit
Buy him now, and we´ll tell you
What we will do, mister
We´ll even throw into the deal
Our little baby sister

Brother for sale
Only ten cents
Brother for sale
He´s not a big expense
You can hug him
You can bug him
You could buy or rent
Brother for sale,
Only ten cents

He will always pick you up
When you take a fall
And he´s good at showing you
How to catch a ball
He always tells these funny jokes
And does this crazy dance
Hey, wait!
He sounds like a pretty nice guy...
Let´s give him one more chance

Our brother´s not for sale
Not for any price
Our brother´s not for sale
We guess he will suffice
We like to hug him
We like to bug him
He´s really rather nice
Our brother´s not for sale
Not,
For any price!