I´ve got a friend named Ida. I really like her so
Her first name is Ida. Her last name is Know.
So when I´m caught red-handed
Here´s what I do:
I say "I didn´t do it
It was you know who..."

Who put ketchup on the floor? Ida Know
Who put crayon o n the door? Ida Know
When your mother tells you "shame"
And you need someone to blame,
Just remember Ida´s name: Ida Know

Who ate Oreos in bed? Ida Know
Hit the baby on the head? Ida Know
If there´s trouble and they find it,
Smile and tell them who´s behind it
Just one kid could mastermind it: Ida Know

Ida Know-
She´s the one who wouldn´t shush
She´s the one who wouldn´t flush
She´s a lot of fun to play with
Wo wo wo-
It´s the only way to go
Cause when you know Ida Know
There´s so much you get away with

Who forgot to do her math? Ida Know
Put a goldfish in the bath? Ida Know
Stuck a finger in the strudel
Used a vacuum on the poodle
Come on, kiddo, use you noodle: Ida Know

So if you do something wrong-Ida Know
You can sing this little song-Ida Know
But if this one doesn´t do
here´s another one for you:
Ida Wanna-she´s good, too
Ida Wanna?
Yes you do
Ida Think So
Yeah her too
Ida Thought So
She´s gone to Idaho
Ida Who?
Are we through?
Ida Know