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To pack for camping, there´s just two rules
Do we need it? Is it cool?
Here´s the stuff that we really need
Just the bare necessities
Hunters dress like Mata Hari
You´re going camping, not on a safari
Lederhosen, a pickax and socks
For climbing the Alps
We´ll been climbing up rocks

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You´ve got to be kidding
It´s a real necessity
Not. Hairdryers need electricity
And what´s this?
Frozen dinner. This one´s my fav.
And where are you going to find a microwave?

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What now? An outfit to wear in case of danger
I´m just a camper, not a park ranger
No more jokes, it´s understood
We can be comfy and still look good

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