Let me take you to the scene of the crime.
Show you where it all began.
I´d just finished a twenty page project all about Japan.
I left it on the table when I went to bed.
In the morning I could not believe my eyes.
It was all over the floor.
You might just say that it was kinda bite-sized.

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Don´t you know that my doggy ate my homework, You know that it´s true
My doggy ate my homework, that ole rascal Clue.
I´ve been working on this for a month or more,
And I finally got it right.
Why didn´t somebody feed that dog last night?

The teacher said "Class, bring up your work.
You know today it´s due."
I said "Teacher, oh dear teacher, can I talk to you?"
She said "I do not want to hear your excuses,
Like so many times before.
If you don´t have it finished,
You can go and see the principal´s door."

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Why doesn´t no one believe me?
Well they won´t hear a word that I say
Why doesn´t no one believe me?
Oh now don´t let that dog get away

Look at her just licking her lips
I know she did it, and she knows she did it, and I know that she knows that I know she did it
I´m gonna get that Clue someday.

Chorus

Why didn´t someone go and feed that crazy dog last night?