Ashley: Yeah, yeah, Bob. That should do it.
Mary-Kate: Who was on the phone so early in the morning?
Ashley: Our friend, Bob. He wanted to know the best way to pretend he´s sick.
Mary-Kate: How come?
Ashley: First grade. he can´t take the pressure.

It´s Sunday night and tomorrow is the day
I´ll sit down in the circle
and Miss Cunningham will say...
"Who´s brought something special,
who would like to share?"
I´d rather eat raw spinach than be there!

Show and Tell, I just can´t take it
Show and Tell, I´ll never make it
Everybody brings such interesting things
But not me

Show and Tell, I´m gonna flunk it!
Show and Tell, I´ve always stunk at
Finding something cool
To show the other kids at school

Like Jennifer brought a sea shell
Jessica showed her snake
Justin brought his new little brother
A real live baby, give me a break!
Nicholas had a fossil
And Natalie had a skull
I looked on my shelf and said to myself
"Dull, dull, dull!"

Show and Tell, the others love it
He gets hives, just thinking of it
Anything I choose
Is sure to be a total snooze

Once I brought a marble,
A really pretty marble
The kids said "Look...a marble..."
I thought I was gonna die

A Show and Tell day victim
But Mondays, now, I´ve licked them
I stand on two feet and tell a complete
Lie, lie, lie!

Like Show and Tell-oops, I forgot mine!
Show and Tell-a hunter shot mine!
Lost it on the way-Is it Show and Tell
Today? Ahh gee!

Show and Tell-a freight train hit mine!
Show and Tell-a pitbull bit mine!
Had it in my hand-I just don´t
understand, where did it go?

Show and Tell-has lit a fire
In the heart of this little liar-I didn´t know
it could fly, Mrs. Cunningham, really!
Show and Tell-my brother ate it!
Show and Tell-my dog peed on it?

Show and Tell-turns out I was allergic to it
and I got this rash and I couldn´t breathe
and my mother said
"Drop that thing before it kills you"
Honest!

Show and Tell