It´s so hot if we were corn we would be poppin´.
Feel like a sponge somebody used to do the moppin´.
We´ll be the Blister Sisters if we don´t start chillin´.
If we could bathe in frozen yogurt, that´d be killin´,
I´d be willin".

This heat has turned us crispy,
Splat some butter on, we´re toast.
Or fill us full of breadcrumbs,
and call us stuffed twin roast.

Chorus 1:
Stayin´ cool...give us goosebumps, turn us blue.
Stayin´ cool...a frosty blizzard that´ll do.
Stayin´ cool...big icy shiver down our spine.
Stayin´ cool...an ice cube sandwich would be fine.
Brrrrrrrrrr... Let´s be the candles on a cake somebody blows on.
Or give an elephant a drink and turn his nose on.
The answer might be an adjustment in our attitude,
But I rather go way north and change our latitude!

Cool!
Let´s gulp down tons of water,
Til we´re big as a full moon.
Then get someone to pop us,
Like a giant water balloon.
Pop Pop Pop.

Chorus 2:
Stayin´ cool...maybe a hockey puck on ice.
Stayin´ cool...a frozen dinner would be nice.
Stayin´ cool...just slide a glacier down my back.
Stayin´ cool...stick me inside a huge icepack.
I ye-ye-ye-ye!
It´s so hot, hot, hot.
Arriba!

Chorus 1

Chorus 2

Brrrrrr! It´s so hot, hot, hot. Stayin cool.