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To pack for camping there´s just two rules,
Do we need it, is it cool?
Here´s the stuff that we really need,
Just the bare necessities.

Hunters dressed like Mata Hari!
We´re going camping not on safari,
Lederhosen, a pick axe and socks?
For climbing the Alps, we´ll be climbing up rocks!

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You´ve got to kidding me; it´s a real necessity,
Not, hairdryers need electricity, and what´s this?
Frozen dinners, this one´s my fave,
And where you going to find a microwave?

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What now? An outfit to wear in case of danger,
I´m just a camper, not a park ranger,
No more jokes it´s understood,
We can be comfy, and still look good!

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