Ain´t it a glorious day?
Right as a mornin´ in May
I feel like I could fly
´Ave you ever seen
The grass so green?
Or a bluer sky?

Oh, it´s a jolly holiday
With Mary
Mary makes your ´eart so light
When the day is gray
And ordinary
Mary makes the sun shine bright!

Oh ´appiness is bloomin´
All around ´er
The daffoldils are smilin´
At the dove
When Mary ´olds your ´and
You feel so grand
Your ´eart starts beatin´
Like a big brass band
Oh, it´s a jolly holiday with Mary
No wonder that it´s Mary that we love!

Now then what´d be nice
We´ll start with raspberry ice
And then some cakes and tea
Order what you will
There´ll be no bill
It´s complimentary

Oh, it´s a jolly holiday
With you, Bert
Gentlemen like you are few
Though your just a diamond
In the rough, Bert
Underneath your blood is blue!

You´d never think of pressing
Your advantage
For bearance is the hallmark
Of your creed
A lady needn´t fear
When you are near
Your sweet gentility is crystal clear!
Oh, it´s a jolly holiday with you, Bert
A jolly, jolly holiday with you!