Today I don´t feel like doin´ anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don´t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz today I swear I´m not doin´ anything

I´m gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the tv on throw my hand in my pants
Nobody´s gon´ tell me I can´t
I´ll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Cuz in my castle I´m the freakin´ man
Oooh yes I said it, I said it, I said it cuz I can

Today I don´t feel like doin´ anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don´t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz today I swear I´m not doin´ anything
Nothing at all
Woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh

Tomorrow I´ll wake up do some p90x
Meet a real nice girl have some really nice sex
And she´s gonna scream out this is great
(Oh my god this is great) yeeah
I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops you´ll just have to wait
Oooh yes I said it, I said it, I said it cuz I can

Today I don´t feel like doin´ anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don´t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz today I swear I´m not doin´ anything

No I ain´t gonna comb my hair
Cuz I ain´t goin´ anywhere
No no no no no no no no no noooooooo
I´ll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaahhhhh

Ohh today I don´t feel like doin´ anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don´t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz today I swear I´m not doin´ anything
Nothing at all
Woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all