Some people try to keep something alive
After it´s gone, After it dies
They try all kinds of things
Like taking off rings
Swapping up keys
Seeing who swings

I´m happy to say that you and I´ve got no problem
Baby, I just wanted you to know

Chorus:
I don´t wanna have a threesome
I don´t wanna sleep with nobody else
I don´t wanna be a swinger
I´d rather keep you all to myself

Now, sometimes at night
after the kids are in bed
I´m changing the channels
And you´re surfing the web
I stumble onto that show
With all of those ladies
You know with those things
Acting all crazy

I don´t know how they manage
To do all that damage
We barely find enough time to kiss

(Chorus)

I´ve got enough spice
In this family life
I don´t need an affair with a friend

I don´t wanna have a threesome
Ever again

So I´ll get away
If you can slip away too
I´ll meet you at three
Alright, I´ll meet you at two
We know just where to go
We know just what to do
It´s perfect that way
Just me and you

(Chorus)

I´ve got enough spice
in this family life
I don´t need an affair with a friend

I don´t wanna have a threesome
I don´t wanna have a threesome
I don´t wanna have a threesome
Ever again