A babies born in 1987
Into a family of love and care
His mummy treats him like a gift from heaven
His daddy shows him how to style his hair

A few years later it´s a cold December
And daddy needs to buy some milk and juice
Dad, I want a Twix please, if you remember,
The final words wasted if he only knew that
Dad was running off with the cleaner
She wasn´t even fit
You should have seen her
If she had big tits and no mustache at worse
Dad would never have run away cause I would have banged her first
Dad was running off with a refugee
Before his son had learned his ABCs
Before his son had even learned how to climb a tree
And in case you hadn´t noticed dad that baby was me!


Daddy, I´ll never see you
Daddy, You´ll never see me too
Daddy, you missed my birthday
And I miss you every Father´s Day
Daddy, I want to see you
Daddy, do you want to see me too?
Daddy, are you okay?
So I guess this is happy Father´s Day!

I wonder if you even got my Twix,
You probably gave it to your Spanish bitch and them kids,
Sorry if you think I´m being racist,
But I don´t want my Twix in their Spanish faces,
Dad, just wondering if you have ever had someone else rip your heart out and
Put it in a fire just to watch it melt?
That´s how I feel,
I hope you come back,
So I don´t suffer from another snack attack.
´Cause dad, when it feel like your heart stops beating
Some people turn to comfort eating
I can laugh now, now that I´m fine,
But I was cramming pork pies into my mouth five at a time
Cheese strings and chicken wings, KFC and Burger King´s onion rings,
I was eating all them things.
I had to go onto Jerry Springer,
´Cause I was trying to eat my sausage fingers!


Daddy, I´ll never see you
Daddy, You´ll never see me too
Daddy, you missed my birthday
And I miss you every Father´s Day
Daddy, I want to see you
Daddy, do you want to see me too?
Daddy, are you okay?
So I guess this is happy Father´s Day!