I´m gonna live my life slow, at a comfortable pace
They call me granddad, ´cause it´s written all over my face
My behaviour´s controlled
No need to make the most of tonight, ´cuz I´m gonna die old

LIVE FAST DIE OLD

Not that old, 23
Got my life ahead of me
What´s the point in having fun?
I´ll do it when I´m 81
My favourite party´s when nobody attends (You Know)
I´m in pants my watching a box set of Friends (For Sure)

Oh my god... They´re at it again (yeah)
Making my songs sound better again (double rhyme)
Parody is easy see, the words are right in front of me
Ke$ha is the best to do, ´cause her words are already poo

CHORUS

Different song, same old shit
Long as it gets YouTube hits
MSN, after ten
You´re really gonna do that joke again?

You thought that we´d be better, we been three years now together
Still got semen on my sweater from the one time we met kesharr
When I rap I slur, yes I got a lisp sir
Least I´m not rapping half pissed like kesharr

Oh my god... They´ve done it once more (yeah)
Making a song that makes me look like a whore
Those gorgeous brits, they can´t be controlled
The party don´t start till we get old

This is the part where we break it down
This is the part where we eat a clown
This is the part where the DJ skips
This is the part where we show our nips

This is the part on a different track
When I cry that my Dad won´t ever come back
But he´s back...

Shut the FUCK up!!!

He´s just an actor

LIVE FAST, DIE OLD