One day we´re friends for ever
Next day we´re friends for never,
Who say, you say, we´re best friends,
I say, he say, till the end.

Our friendships like a slice of chocolate cake,
You´re the icing, you´d be the sponge,
When we´re together we become,
A perfect way to end a perfect dinner time,
Quite substantial glass of wine,
A tasty mint goes down a treat, and helps my
Indigestion.

Digest this factual piece of evidence,
I´m your butter, you´re my toast,
The gravy on my Sunday roast,
I´m not a fan of your roasts,
What do you mean?
You told me that you liked the one I cooked the other
Day
I don´t remember
You said you liked the sprouts
I don´t know what to say.
Then you should shut your mouth.

One day we´re friends for ever,
Go take some singing lessons
What was that?
Nothing twat.
You´re a prick
Eat my shit,
No thank you,
It wouldn´t be nice.

Our friendships kind of like a prostitute,
(How?)
Quite worn out, yet still quite fit,
Quite nice arse, great pair of tits.
Well, that´s not relevant,
Isn´t it?
You´re full of shit, and that what´s relevant
Is it?
I´m going to have a think,
Will you tell me what you think of?
No.

Enter, uh
One day we´re friends, the next we´re not,
It´s so confusing the why´s and what´s
What the hell,
I thought we were friends just now,
Then I remembered, we had a row (oh yeah)
We´re like Bradd Pitt and Angela,
But we don´t have a child from Cambodia
Uh uh
I´m sick and tired of us having no fun,
Stop being pussy´s, and go and work your problems out
Son,
´Coz I´m done

One day we´re born together (one day we´re born)
Next day it´s stormy weather (next day we´re torn)
Who say, you say we´re not friends
I say, he say, fuck you bender

One day I´m your blood brother,
Next day its, fuck your mother
-no offence, tell your mum I think she´s quite nice,
That particular dig was directed at you and not your
Mother.

My mother used to have a nice smile on her face, till
Dad went out to get some more milk.
He never did come back...