Killer girlfriend
You´ll love her till the end
A burning feeling running through your veins
She´ll steal your heart
And eat your brains

Yeah my girlfriend doesn´t talk much but I love her pretty face
She never plays hard to get although she always loves a chase
She showed such sweet affection when my Hamster brett went missing
N´ it´s passionate and sexy how she bites me when we´re kissing

Sometimes it can be difficult ´cause my girlfriends such a flirt
And I had to buy her perfume ´cause she always smells of dirt
She wants to take things slowly, I learnt the other day
When I told her ´I love you´ and she replied with (bleurgh)

Her eyes are like a constellation twinkling in the dark
She gives me little love bites, ´cause she likes to leave her mark
She´s not just pretty outside, she´s a princess underneath
But an animal in the bedroom, she likes to use her teeth

I think it´s cool you´ve found a girl that doesn´t think you suck
And let´s be honest found a girl I´d also like to fuck
But I need to tell you something that I don´t know how to say
Stef I think it´s obvious your girlfriend here is gay