Maybe just because I was newly washed like
Brandon Walsh you took notice of me
you thought I was a rockstar some gangster
or a bowlingstar I don´t believe you babe

You´re not the only one who think I am a chiquita
dude well I´m afraid I´m not that rude

I took you to the A-house and even to the
punkpalats those trips made you throw up
and after a few nights you took off to the
holm of asps that´s where you belong

When it comes to you it´s hard to have a open
mind so I just have one advice say...

Walt Jabsco, Walt Jabsco
now that´s what I call rude
he´s the man he´s a superdude.