Madonna & Missy Eliott
Do I have to change my name? (Uh)
Will it get me far?
Should I lose some weight? (Uh)
Am I gonna be a star?

Missy Eliott
Missy and Madonna boy, ain´t nothin´ better
Hotter than fat bitches dancin´ in a sweater
Madonna am I okay skinny or fatter
When I rap on this track *sniff* all I smell is cheddar
You and I together, yo´ we´re tougher than leather
Make pop artists scatter when we talk chit-chatter
It really don´t matter what time of day or weather
Or who´s ass really fatter, my kadunk-kadunk badder
A rap so sick, won´t stop, won´t quit
All on my dick, like my name was 50 Cent, G-Unit!
I come with the heat, see my hits
Sound so sweet, Missy ain´t pissy
Is you dizzy, is you with me
Tip me when you see me, ´cause you tryna get with me
Madonna bring the drama, oh mama that´s trauma
Tougher than armor for your papa and your mama

Madonna & Missy Eliott
I tried to be a boy, I tried to be a girl
I tried to be a mess, I tried to be the best
I guess I did it wrong, that´s why I wrote this song
This type of modern life, is it for me?
I´d like to express my extreme point of view
I´d like to express my extreme point of view
(A Madonna exclusive)
So I went into a bar, looking for sympathy
A little company, I tried to find a friend
It´s more easily said, it´s always been the same
This type of modern life, is not for me
This type of modern life, is not for free
Do I have to change my name? (C´mon)

{Refrain: Madonna}
American life (American life)
I live the American dream (American dream)
You are the best thing I´ve seen
You are not just a dream

Madonna
I tried to stay ahead, I tried to stay on top
I tried to play the part, but some how I forgot
Just what I did it for, and why I wanted more
This type of modern life, is it for me?
Fuck it
Ah, fuck it
Ah, fuck it
Ah, fuck it
Ah, fuck it, uh-huh

{au Refrain}

This is, a Madonna exclusive
This is, the American life, fuck it

Madonna
I´m drinking a Soy latte
I get a double shoté
It goes right through my body
And you know I´m satisfied
I drive my Mini Cooper
And I´m feeling super-dooper
Yo they tell I´m a trooper
And you know I´m satisfied
I do yoga and palates
And the room is full of hotties
So I´m checking out the bodies
And you know I´m satisfied
I´m digging on the isotopes
This metaphysic´s shit is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I´m satisfied
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet
A trainer and a butler
And a bodyguard or five
A gardener and a stylist
Do you think I´m satisfied?
I´d like to express my extreme point of view
I´m not Christian and I´m not a Jew
I´m just living out the American dream
And I just realised that nothing
Is what it seems
What it seems (C´mon)

{au Refrain}

Missy Elliot
This is the American Life, Fuck it