(feat. Slick Rick)

[over the melody of Slick Rick´s song "Lick the Balls"]

[Slick Rick]
It´s entertainment time!!!! Wooo
Got Missy Elliott in the house, got Slick Rick in the house
We doin big things here kids
Hip-Hop´s finest, Slick Slick Slick Rick an´ M
[scratched] Slick Rick an´ M
Go Missy, go Missy, go Missy, go Missy
[scratched] Slick Rick an´ M

[Missy Elliott]
Excuse me Mr. Lawrence, you look nice
Simply delicious, Missy want some kisses
Let´s go to the crib, get cozy in the nude
And "Treat Me Like a Prostitute"
Now pardon me sir, I´m such a real lady
Ride in Mercedes to make the bitches hate me
Cruise up and down one-two-fifth
Lookin for a guy like you to get with
[beat changes]
I seen this cutie pie, so I pulled beside him
Seen the size of his feet, so I couldn´t deny him
Might as well try him, the freak that I am
M dot S-E always grindin´

[Missy - singing]
Please don´t think I´m crazy (oooooh)
But boy you are supa fine (do it to me, do it to me)
[Slick Rick] Thank you Missy
Irresistible delicious (oooooh) HOLLA
Enough to make me lose my mind
[Slick Rick] Yeah
Know I really want it
[scratched] Slick Slick Slick Rick an´ M
Now I want it, yeah
Don´t make me wait oh no - no don´t make me wait oh no
[Slick Rick] Missy
No longer will I pretend
[Slick Rick] Slick Rick in the house
Let´s get it on cause we both grown

[Slick Rick]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[beat changes back]
Intelligent, delicate, watch how the fella get
Bump into my homegirl in Miami, Missy Elliott
Green blush on her eyelid, hi Miss!
Gave honey a hug I feel her touchin my privates
Aw shuck I guess, main course is in I said
You know I´m married?
-- Yeah and what´s that supposed to mean?
-- Proposition for you Ruler
Procede on
-- Well I got a track I need you spit a mean 16 on
-- You with it?
Down to bless one and I left one
The Hit Factory, later on around eleven
With my notebook, and pencil, I slides on in
I see her lookin mighty sexy and the lights all dim
-- Have a drink
The booze and the karmy go oddly
After havin a drink I start to feel unusually horny
Swellin stone, or well writ poems
Busy poundin like I´m tryin to break off pelvis bones

[beat changes]

[Missy - singing]
Please don´t think I´m crazy (oooooh)
[Slick Rick] Slick Rick is in the house
But boy you are supa fine (do it to me, do it to me)
[Slick Rick] Thank you Missy
Irresistible delicious (oooooh) HOLLA
Enough to make me lose my mind - lose my mind
Know I really want it - and now I want it
Don´t make me wait oh no - no don´t make me wait oh no
No longer will I pretend
[Slick Rick] Boss of the females
Let´s get it on cause we both grown
[Slick Rick] Recognize, recognize

[beat changes back]

[Missy Elliott]
Excuse me sir, oh gosh you look young
But old enough to get it to get yo´ head sprung
Sit down relax, it´s soft here on my couch
Or give me hands strictly you might get turned out
Cutie pie, ´til I sit beside him
Nice shoe size, how could I deny him
Big bankroll to help me retire
Me and him together smell like big empire
Don´t treat me like a prostitute
Unless you´re givin me some money makin sure I look cute
But don´t treat me like a prostitute
Unless you´re givin me some money makin sure I look cute

[Missy - singing]
Please don´t think I´m crazy (oooooh)
[scratched] Please don´t think I´m crazy (oooooh)
[scratched] But boy you are supa fine (do it to me, do it to me)
[scratched] Fi-fi-fine

[beat slows and fades out]