You hiss and groan and you constantly moan
But you don´t ever go away
And that´s because
All you need is me

You roll your eyes up to the skies
Mock horrified
But you´re still here
All you need is me

There´s so much destruction
All over the world
And all you can do is
Complain about me

You bang your head against the wall
And say you´re sick of it all
Yet you remain
´Cause all you need is me

And then you offer your one and only joke
And you ask me what will I be
When I grow up to be a man
Me? Nothing!

There´s a soft voice singing in your head
Who could this be?
I do believe it´s me

There´s a naked man standing, laughing in your dreams
You know who it is
But you don´t like what it means

There´s so much destruction
All over the world
And all you can do is
Complain about me

I was a small, fat child in a welfare house
There was only one thing I ever dreamed about
And fate has just
Handed it to me - whoopee

You don´t like me, but you love me
Either way you´re wrong
You´re gonna miss me when I´m gone
You´re gonna miss me when I´m gone