Your boyfriend, he
went down on one knee
well, could it be
he´s only got one knee?
I tried to surprise you
with Vodka
or, Tizer
I can´t quite remember
but you didn´t thank me
you didn´t even thank me
because you never do

Your boyfriend, he
has the gift of the gab
or, could it be
the gift of the grab?
I tried to surprise you
I lay down beside you
and...nothing much happened
and you didn´t phone me
you didn´t even phone me
because it´s not your style
to dial

Your boyfriend, he
displays to me
more than just
a hint of cruelty
I tried to surprise you
I crept up behind you
with a homeless chihuahua
you gushed for an hour
you handed him back and said
"You´ll never guess
I´m bored now"