Once I had a girl
She called me on the phone
Said come on over honey
You know I´m all alone
But when I got to her place
What I saw stopped me dead
She was standin´ with a shotgun
Pointed at my head
My My too bad too sad
My My too good to last
So I´m cuttin´ out fast

Once I had a friend
We had a lot of laughs
He was all a friend could be
Knowin´ him was just a gas
One night I got home
he gave me one surprise
He was standin´ in a womans dress
Lashes on his eyes
My my too bad too sad
My my too good to last
So I´m cuttin´out Fast
My, my, my
My, My, My
Had a pretty wife
She was all I could need
Gave me what I wanted
Never had to plead
One day a man called
And he put me wise
Shes doin´ the same thing
With ten other guys
My my too bad too sad
My my too good to last
So I´m cuttin´out fast
My my too bad too sad
My my too good to last
So I´m cuttin´ out fast
My, my, my
My, my, my