Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe´s
I kicked and screamed, said please don´t go
Grandma take me home
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
I couldn´t chew my meat´s too good

She said, well, don´t you start your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
That´s what I did, I killed my toe

After dinner, I had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched TV
I woke up in my mother´s arms

I wanna be alone