Well, I´m rumblin´ in this JCB.
I´m 5 years old and my dad´s a giant sitting beside me.
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we´re singin, ´Don´t forget your shovel if you want to go to work!´

My dad´s probably had a bloody hard day
But he´s been good fun and bubblin and jokin´ away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
are gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind.

An´ we´re holdin up the bypass
oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woah

Sittin on the toolbox
oh
And I´m so glad I´m not in school, boss
So glad I´m not in school

Oh no...

And we pull over to let cars past
And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass
And we´re like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I´ll tell all my mates that my dad´s B.A. Baracus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee´s nunchuckas

And We´re holdin up the bypass
Weh Oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh weh oh

Sittin on the toolbox
Weh Oh
And I´m so glad I´m not in school, boss
So glad I´m not in school

And we´re holdin up the bypass
Weh Oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh
I´m sittin on the toolbox
Weh Oh

And I´m so glad I´m not in school, Boss
So glad I´m not in school

Said I´m Luke, I´m five, and my dad´s Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I´m Luke, I´m five, and my dad´s Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I´m Luke, I´m five, and my dad´s Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I´m Luke, I´m five, and my dad´s Bruce Lee. Drives me round

And we´re holdin´ up the bypass
Weh Oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh
And I´m sittin on the toolbox
oh

And I´m so glad I´m not in school, Boss
So glad I´m not in school

I said

I´m Luke, I´m five, and my dad´s Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I´m Luke, I´m five, and my dad´s Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his

Aw, I´m Luke, I´m five, and my dad´s Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I´m Luke, I´m five, and my dad´s Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.